12-in-1 statuses
Desk Flip Sign
A freestanding, top-spiral flip sign with 12 unfiltered desk statuses. Change the message whenever the mood changes.
NOT TODAY! — Unfiltered Signs & Calendars
NOT TODAY! — Unfiltered Signs & Calendars
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NOT TODAY! — Unfiltered Signs & Calendars
Regular price
$17.99
Regular price
$17.99
Sale price
$35.98
Unit price
per
BIG LETTERS. ZERO FILTER.
NOT TODAY!
Let your workspace say the quiet part out loud.
Unfiltered one-liners. Bold colors. A whole lot of attitude. Meet the desk signs and calendars made for people whose sarcasm deserves its own display.
FIND YOUR ATTITUDE
3 Formats3 Colors EachUnfiltered Humor
Your mood. In very large letters. Some days,
Some days,
the sign says it best.
For the “quick question,” the unnecessary interruption, and the meeting that could have been an email. Give your workspace a little comic relief.
Flip to match the moment.
The Desk Flip Sign offers 12 unfiltered statuses to suit your current level of enthusiasm.
Keep the dates. Add the attitude.
Choose a 2027 Desk Calendar or Wall Calendar for monthly planning with a sarcastic twist.
Make a statement at a glance.
Large white lettering and solid-color pages keep the message front and center.
Politely put?
Absolutely not.
Blunt, cheeky, and unapologetically unfiltered. These are a few of the messages shown in the collection.
“Whatever bullshit you’re about to ask, don’t.”
“I’m not paid enough for this shit.”
“$1 for each dumb question you ask.”
Contains explicit language. Message selection and page layouts depend on the format.
Pick your format.
A status sign for your desk, a calendar beside your keyboard, or a monthly dose of sarcasm on the wall.
2027 desktop edition
Desk Calendar
A standing monthly calendar that pairs the date grid with a bold one-liner. Keep your schedule and your sarcasm within reach.
2027 wall edition
Wall Calendar
A hanging monthly calendar with a statement above and dates below. Bring the attitude to your wall while keeping your desktop clear.
Nine ways to make your point Your desk.
Your desk.
Your color.
Your attitude.
Go fresh with Turquoise, turn up the volume with Vivid Crimson, or keep it classic with Black. Every format comes in all three colors.
Desk Flip Sign / Turquoise
12 unfiltered statuses. Freestanding desktop format.
A quick format check.
| Format | What it does | Where it goes |
|---|---|---|
| Desk Flip Sign | 12 selectable desk statuses; no date grid. | Stands on a desk or shelf. |
| Desk Calendar | 2027 monthly dates paired with humorous messages. | Stands on a desktop. |
| Wall Calendar | 2027 monthly date grids with messages above. | Hangs on the wall. |
All three formats are available in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black. Each format and color combination is a separate option.
Meetings. Deadlines. Eye rolls. Make room for
Make room for
a little humor.
The calendar editions bring monthly dates and unfiltered messages together in one display. Choose the standing Desk Calendar for your work surface or the Wall Calendar for a view above it.
A practical place to check the month. An entertaining place to check your mood.
A gift that gets them.
The coworker with the sharpest comebacks. The friend who speaks fluent sarcasm. The work-from-home partner who has officially had enough of “quick calls.” Give them something that matches their sense of humor.
Good questions.
Straight answers.
What is the difference between the three formats?
The Desk Flip Sign displays 12 unfiltered statuses without a calendar grid. The Desk Calendar combines monthly dates and humorous messages in a standing format. The Wall Calendar hangs on the wall, with a message above the monthly date grid.
Which colors can I choose?
Desk Flip Sign, Desk Calendar, and Wall Calendar are each available in Turquoise, Vivid Crimson, and Black.
Which year are the calendars for?
The Desk Calendar and Wall Calendar shown are 2027 editions. The Desk Flip Sign has no dated calendar grid.
Can I change the Desk Flip Sign message whenever I want?
Yes. Flip the top-bound pages to choose from its 12 desk statuses. It does not follow a dated schedule.
Does the collection include explicit language?
Yes. This collection features uncensored profanity and sarcastic messages intended for adults. Consider the recipient and workspace when choosing where to display it.
Are all three formats included together?
The formats are separate options. Choose your preferred format and color when ordering; a selection does not automatically include all three formats.
Let the sign
do the talking.
Three formats. Three colors. Find the NOT TODAY! edition that feels most like you.
EXPLORE YOUR STYLE
